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Benevolent Roger Goodell Reinstates Coach Sean Payton Effective Immediately
Perhaps in response to the obscene Mardi Gras float depicting him crawling out of a giant vagina and threats from Super Bowl hosts about the safety of his food, Lord Rog has allowed New Orleans Saints...
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Lord Rog Wants A More Humane Way Of Cutting Players
Speaking at the Spring Meetings yesterday, Lord Roger Goodell said the NFL has been looking at more humane ways to release players from the league. “We look at our players from a total wellness...
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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Canton, Conspiracies and Crooks
- It only took about an hour after Brian Urlacher to announce his retirement for “get this guy in Canton” pieces to start hitting the presses. Urlacher may say he leaves the game “with no regrets” but...
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Mike Tomlin Fined $100K, Draft Penalty Still Possible
The NFL announced this morning Mike Tomlin will be fined $100,000 for stepping onto the field during play in last Thursday’s Ravens-Steelers tilt. Ominously, the league also announced that draft...
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Richard Sherman’s Antics Were A False Flag Operation To Distract Us From...
While the news media was ablaze with white hot takes on Richard Sherman’s postgame interview with Erin Andrews and what it meant for the crumbling (or strengthening) of the empire, Lord Rog quietly...
View ArticleAntonio Cromartie Says Players Are Going To Just Use Marijuana Anyway
In an interview with This Is 50 before the Super Bowl, Antonio Cromartie said what most have us have been saying for some time and the National Football League has yet to condone, smoking marijuana....
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Senator Reid Challenges Roger Goodell’s Authority During #AskCommish
Getty ImageSenate Majority Leader Harry Reid has recently begun lobbying the NFL and commissioner Roger Goodell to change the name of the Washington Redskins as he finds the nickname to be bigoted and...
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Lord Roger Goodell: I’m not even supposed to be here today
Lord Rog: Memorial Day weekend.A cold beer, my boat, maybe catching up on “Mad Men” for a few hours after Jane goes to bed tonight. Head down to the local parade on Monday to show the troops the NFL...
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We Must Be High Day Continues on KSK: Roger Goodell Admits He Made a Mistake...
KSK Today Roger Goodell issued a 2011 word letter to the ownership of each NFL team. In it he admits to poorly handling the Ray Rice suspension (without mentioning Rice by name), stronger rules for...
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Jim Irsay Suspended For Six Games, Fined $500K
KSK The NFL moved quickly today to resolve one last bit of nasty offseason business by suspending Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay for six games and fined $500,000 as punishment for pleading guilty...
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X-Files: The NFL Calls For An FBI Investigation of the Missing Tapes
Getty Image Voice 1: You’ve removed every trace of the file? Voice 2: It was like the disc was never here. Voice 1: How can we be certain? Did you delete all the cookies? Clear the cache? This could be...
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Roger Goodell Starts His Campaign To Be “Leader In The Domestic Violence Space”
Getty Image When Roger Goodell said he was looking to be “a leader in the domestic violence space” he didn’t give any indication of what it would take to become the Grand Poobah of keeping people...
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Benevolent Roger Goodell Reinstates Coach Sean Payton Effective Immediately
Perhaps in response to the obscene Mardi Gras float depicting him crawling out of a giant vagina and threats from Super Bowl hosts about the safety of his food, Lord Rog has allowed New Orleans Saints...
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Lord Rog Wants A More Humane Way Of Cutting Players
Speaking at the Spring Meetings yesterday, Lord Roger Goodell said the NFL has been looking at more humane ways to release players from the league. “We look at our players from a total wellness...
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